sass

hhhhhhhhhhh three filipino teens came in for day passes and so they were being all show offy and kept making me high five them and kept making subtle suggestions and then I had to put wristbands on them and the one guy was like “pull it further across. i like it… TIGHT.” and winked at me 

n

no

i’ll punch the swag out of you you little worms

anotherlonelyvalentinesday said: *bites*

in retrospect this was a bad choice of words

GET IN MY BELLY. (why I don’t weight a million lbs. is obviously a miracle by baby jesus

shut up

"Im just the videogame addicted artist XD willing to take requests and questions. Ill say it loud and proud. Ive drawn yaoi before. Im fairly open minded. Dont shove your beliefs down my throat and I wont shove mine down yours<3"

burn it

VOMITS EVERYWHERE 
STOMACH ACID ERODES INTERNET

VOMITS EVERYWHERE 

STOMACH ACID ERODES INTERNET

millions of years of evolution and this is the best you could come up with
four generations of horror

millions of years of evolution and this is the best you could come up with

four generations of horror

My cousin is the worst kind of person in many many ways.
(She most recently cheated on her fiance and then guilt tripped him about it because he wanted to play Diablo a lot when he got home from his really stressful job?)(( She&#8217;s enormous and selfish and stupid as a brick we all hate her. )) ((I&#8217;m not blood related to her thank GOD))) 

My cousin is the worst kind of person in many many ways.

(She most recently cheated on her fiance and then guilt tripped him about it because he wanted to play Diablo a lot when he got home from his really stressful job?)
(( She’s enormous and selfish and stupid as a brick we all hate her. ))
((I’m not blood related to her thank GOD))) 

I love your cat, londie… fuck…. fuck…

JaimeGrinn H
Hey can you make it to my bday party saturday? I sent u an event invite. let me know asap i gotta make up the final guest list! im so stoked…. hope you can come! we need to catch up and party together before i quit drinking! lol this sat is my last day ever! okay l;ol
l;ol nope